Dumb Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

It's been months since I bought the book "how to scam people online". It still hasn't turned up.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.